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Posted on 19th Jun at 1:00 AM, with 8,862 notes
lev-gleb:

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

lev-gleb:

Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.

Posted on 18th Jun at 9:14 PM

i overheard my little cousin talking to my mother, saying:

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“I’m proud of [pachuku], because [pachuku] is really smart and is gonna go to university one day.”

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and it made me smile because i remember one day I had forgotten how to spell the word “of”.

Posted on 18th Jun at 6:53 PM, with 29,591 notes
ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

Woah there, friend you might need to slow down.
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ironicapples:

Well guess what tomorrow is

Woah there, friend you might need to slow down.

Posted on 18th Jun at 6:28 PM, with 6 notes
somasomasomasoma:

twisty10000:

Do I win?

incredible

That dude has no baby in that stroller are we going to ignore that.
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somasomasomasoma:

twisty10000:

Do I win?

incredible

That dude has no baby in that stroller are we going to ignore that.

Posted on 18th Jun at 10:06 AM, with 225 notes
captainggkitten:

tgweaver:

Just one more Agua for now
I hope you appreciate the trouble she went to

Hnnng
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captainggkitten:

tgweaver:

Just one more Agua for now

I hope you appreciate the trouble she went to

Hnnng

Tagged: #awww,
Posted on 18th Jun at 12:58 AM, with 2 notes

She was raised on a rock farm so you know she hard a gypsy bard a fucking gangsta yard for yard

Posted on 18th Jun at 12:32 AM, with 5 notes

skrillexstuck:

pachuku:

skrillexstuck:

i have money i want to buy thigh highs

GET STRIPED ONES HOLY SHIT

I DO HAVE STRIPED ONES DUDE

STRIPED ONES ARE GREAT THO

WHICH ONES ARE YOU GONNA GET THEN

Posted on 18th Jun at 12:24 AM, with 5 notes

skrillexstuck:

i have money i want to buy thigh highs

GET STRIPED ONES HOLY SHIT

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